The Corporate Language

The Corporate language !!
>"We will do it"
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>" You will do it"

>"You have done a great job"
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>"More work to be given to you"
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>"We are working on it"
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>"We have not yet started working on the same"
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>"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
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>"Its not getting done...
>At least not tomorrow !".
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>"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
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>"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
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>"There was a slight miscommunication"
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>"We had actually lied"
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>"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
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>"I have no time now, will talk later"
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>"We can always do it"
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>"We actually cannot do the same on time"
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>"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the
>deadline"
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>"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
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>"We had slight differences of opinion"
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>"We had actually fought"
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>"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
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>"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
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>"You should have told me earlier"
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>"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any
>difference!"
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>"We need to find out the real reason"
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>"Well I will tell you where your fault is"
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>"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that
>the work is not affected"
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>"Well you know..."
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>"We are a team"
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>"I am not the only one to be blamed"
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>"That's actually a good question"
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>"I do not know anything about it"
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>"All the Best"
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>" You are in trouble"
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